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Shoulder things that go up

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Exile Machine LLC ALIEN SHOULDER THING THAT GOES UP

ALIEN SHOULDER THING THAT GOES UP

Alien Shoulder thing that goes up. ITAR restricted, not for export. USED, in good condition. Pulled from alien wreckage. Still functions. Includes...
$79,343.59

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Exile Machine LLC SECONDLIFE SHOULDER THING THAT GOES UP

SECONDLIFE SHOULDER THING THAT GOES UP

Second Life Shoulder thing that goes up. Fires a virtual polished ferromagnetic bolt at hypersonic velocities. Runs on a single 12v 9AH lead acid gel...
$23.99

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Exile Machine LLC FA-78-2 BEAM CANNON SHOULDER THING THAT GOES UP

FA-78-2 BEAM CANNON SHOULDER THING THAT GOES UP

FA-78-2 GUNDAM shoulder cannon mounts on to the backpack. The right arm carries an optional heavy launcher weapon comprised of a gatling-gun and...
$59.99

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Exile Machine LLC SEXI CANON SHOULDER THING THAT GOES UP

SEXI CANON SHOULDER THING THAT GOES UP

This exquisitely handcrafted wooden Canon shoulder thing that goes up is perfect for focusing and aiming your expensive Japanese DSLR with both...
$155.68

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