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NY-Legal 33 Watt downconversion from our standard 40-watt model omits the collapsible fusion well and plasma flare suppressor. The shoulder thing has also been pinned so that it goes down instead of up. Our custom 10-watt fusion power source incorporates patented SAFE-CHIP that inhibits charge exceeding 7W, unless onboard GPS indicates user is at a state-approved firing range, in which case it will accept a 10W charge. Laser lug has been ground off.
Great for taking small game. Customers concerned about the relatively low power rating should be aware that the State of New York has assured us that no one needs more than 7 Watts to kill a deer.
Includes cold fusion cleaning kit and dark energy conversion reactor module standard.
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